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Temu Paul Rudd — Actor / Comedic Lead, Warm, Verbal, 1 pc, Adult Size, Does Not Appear To Age

★★★★★ 4.8 · 2,196 ratings 6K+ auditions booked
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Best friend who ruins the toast, warmly The doctor with a bedside manner problem Dad committing to a bit at a barbecue Opposing counsel, unfortunately likeable Sings, unexpectedly, beautifully Actual Paul Rudd (out of stock)
ADD TO CAST daniel@danieltatar.com VIEW FULL PRODUCT PAGE danieltatar.com · credits, reel, reps
  • Free shipping. Already SAG-AFTRA. Repped in LA and Chicago, happy to be anywhere else.
  • Ships in 6–8 weeks, or same day if you have a self-tape deadline.
  • No returns. He'd take it personally.
  • Bar mitzvah experience included at no additional charge. Founded a group called The Four Dreidels. This is relevant, see below.
  • Bonus feature nobody asked for: can sing. Carnegie Hall sing.

Compare with similar items

Objective, third-party analysis conducted by me, in my kitchen.

FeaturePaul RuddThis One
TimingImpeccableImpeccable, smaller budget
ImprovConstant, famouslyThe Groundlings, several years.
AgingDeclines toAlso declines to, according to friends. Second thing we have in common.
Bar mitzvah résuméDJ and emcee, yellow tux, early ninetiesFounded The Four Dreidels. Sang at every event. First thing we have in common.
AvailabilityMarvel has himFree Thursday
Will do your indieHis people will circle backHe already read it. He has notes.
Talks to his wife like in WanderlustProfessionally, on cameraContinuously, at home, unprompted
Makes pancakes in shapesUnconfirmedEvery weekend. Documented.

Product specifications

All entries in this table are real, which is the confusing part.

Product nameDaniel Tatar
CategoryActor · Singer · Educator · Speaker
Comedy trainingThe Groundlings. Several years of classes.
Comedy creditsThe Studio (Apple TV+), I Think You Should Leave (Netflix)
Other screen creditsChicago Med, Euphoria, This Is Us, Grey's Anatomy, CSI: NY
Typically cast asThe friend with the better lines, the doctor, the lawyer, or the tough one
Commercial / VOBudweiser, Vons, U.S. Cellular, LeapFrog, McDonald's, American Idol
StageSteppenwolf Theatre Company (The Ballad of Little Jo, dir. Tina Landau) · Miss Saigon · Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat · Hairspray at the Hollywood Bowl
Concert hallOriginated the role of Fervio in Eric Whitacre's Paradise Lost: Shadows and Wings; performed it at Carnegie Hall
Also sold asFounder and original member of The Company Men: Nokia LIVE, Jazz at Lincoln Center, Hallmark's Home & Family
Prior bar mitzvah experienceFounded and sang with The Four Dreidels. Paul Rudd DJ'd them. This is the entire basis for the website.
Previously compared to"A mix of Paul Rudd and Eric Bana." A real quote. Also compared to Jon Bernthal, which has its own website.
City of originChicago
Care instructionsFeed. Do not put on hold for eleven months.

Customer reviews

2,196 ratings · 96% would cast again

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His wife NOT A REAL REVIEW ★★★☆☆ · ongoing

He talks to me exactly the way Paul Rudd talks to his wife in Wanderlust. I have asked him to stop. He has not stopped. He does not intend to. Three stars, and I did marry him.

Vibe purchased: n/a, has owned this item for years
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Casting Director, Los Angeles NOT A REAL REVIEW ★★★★★ · 3 weeks ago

Brought him in for a straight dramatic read. He did it, it was good, and then he improvised one line at the end that we ended up using. Warm without being soft, and funny without asking you to notice.

Vibe purchased: Best friend who ruins the toast, warmly
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Someone's aunt, a bar mitzvah, 1998 NOT A REAL REVIEW ★★★★★ · 28 years ago

Got the grandparents onto the dance floor, which nobody had managed in four hours. The four of them called themselves The Four Dreidels. I did not know he was an actor. I assumed he worked there.

Vibe purchased: whatever was happening at table nine
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A director NOT A REAL REVIEW ★★★★☆ · 2 months ago

Item description undersells the singing. I had him down for the funny one. He sight-read the harmony. Update the listing.

Vibe purchased: Sings, unexpectedly, beautifully

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Actual Paul Rudd
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Sold out. Try the one above.

Questions & answers

Answered by the seller, who is also the product.

Is this a real website?

Yes. Enough people said it out loud that buying the domain felt right. Every credit on this page is real. Every review is not.

You also have a Jon Bernthal website. Which one is it?

Both, which is the actual problem. I get told I look like Jon Bernthal and I get told I sound like Paul Rudd, and those are two very different notes about the same face. So there are two websites. It is a strange thing to have built, and I regret almost none of it.

What's the bar mitzvah thing?

Paul Rudd worked bar and bat mitzvahs as a DJ and emcee in the early nineties, in a yellow tuxedo jacket, before anyone knew who he was. I worked them too. I started a group called The Four Dreidels and sang at every event we played. It is the only line on our résumés that matches, and I think about it more than is reasonable.

Does Paul Rudd know about this?

No. If he ever finds out, I'd like the record to show that this page is affectionate. He is a gifted comic actor and the joke here is at my expense. Paul, if you're reading this: I also know that Glenn Miller gets the grandparents up.

Do you actually get cast in comedy?

Yes. I took classes at The Groundlings for several years, and The Studio and I Think You Should Leave are both real and both recent. Then I go do a drama and confuse everyone. See danieltatar.com for the actual resume.

What is the return policy?

There isn't one. You're going to be fine.

Okay, seriously

I get the laugh, then play the next scene straight.

I'm Daniel Tatar, an actor and singer. I trained at The Groundlings for several years. Recent comedy includes The Studio on Apple TV+ and I Think You Should Leave on Netflix. I've also been on Chicago Med, Euphoria, This Is Us, and Grey's Anatomy. I premiered a musical at Steppenwolf, sang Carnegie Hall, and played the Hollywood Bowl.

Comedy people often can't hold a dramatic scene, and dramatic people usually reach for the joke too hard. I do both, and I can sing either one. Short list, and I'm free Thursday.